Maybe I should go and try to catch up on Parks and Rec soon. I used to watch it every day on Netflix. I’d pretty much go through dozens of episodes in a day and then I just stopped.

I need to catch up so I can start watching it on tv. :c


That one accent challenge something or other

in which you hear my voice, I guess.

And you also get to see how much my glasses fall down. I need to get that fixed.

Edit: agh i forgot to explain the meaning of “oratorybloke”, it’s an anagram of my first and last name. I like anagrams. yaaay


It was a cloudy day, grey and edgeless. I felt edgeless too. I suddenly had an urge to rush out of the house shouting for help and running for as long as I could so someone would see me and acknowledge me as a real person and they’d call a doctor or somebody who could fit me back into my proper place, the way a clockmaker realigns all the tiny makings inside a broken watch. But I had an equally strong fear that if I did this, if I ran and shouted, no one would come, no one would see. I’d get to the end of this street only to find the traffic sounds were coming from an old tape player on the corner of an abandoned, litter-washed main road in an empty, deserted world.

The Raw Shark Texts - Steven Hall (via nomadicstatic)


medium-blast:

Here’s who we have so far. Yes, good.

AWWWW LOOK AT THAT

GOD


What started it all.

What started it all.


The evolution of Brooke

time frame, bottom to top - around 2007 to present

god i was terrible back then someone should have punched me


That one time I almost bought a tweed peacoat with leather elbow patches that was ridiculously on sale and didn’t.

Also known as “The day that my family members decided to photo-bomb me at every opportunity.”


This is what happens when I try to take cute pictures of myself. Now I can’t stop laughing.

This is what happens when I try to take cute pictures of myself. Now I can’t stop laughing.

19 hours ago link 1 note #my dad photobombs everything #hahaha #me #gpoy

And this.

god hahaha

And this.

god hahaha

19 hours ago link 2 notes #i love my dad #me #gpoy

I find it utterly amusing that even though my aunts and uncles know exactly where their children are during family get togethers, they are always worrying and looking for them.

“Where is [insert several names here]?!!”

“Right. Here.
The same place we were an hour ago and the same place we will be in another hour.”

“….Oh, okay.”

Lather, rinse, repeat.

god